Won't anyone fix the poor guy up a little?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
You know what my collarbone is missing? A moustache, that's what!
I like the idea of your tableware interacting more actively with food. Though unfortunately these are disposable. Let's get things moving that way.
I kind of want to snuggle with this bowl of chili. I will refrain as I'm not a fan of 2nd degree burns. That little sweet face is the last thing I'm gonna eat for sure!
Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!