Nilla wafers are dangerous. I can probably polish off a box in one sitting if I'm not careful. How could someone resist snacking long enough to melt candy, dip the cookies, let them cool AND decorate them? Patience, man.
When I was in 8th grade shop class I used the terrifying band saw to cut out a cat shaped doorstop that my parent's still have holding a door open in their house. The next year they got rid of the band saw because it was far too dangerous. Last cat doorstop ever!