Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
for my cough cough birthday me and all my friends went to see "The Nightmare Before Christmas" in the theater. The submitter of this photo noted that the cakes were made for a tot who was born after 2000. This, this makes my bones creaky. Like when it's about to rain. Young ahem me would have killed for these cakes in 1994.
Why oh why does marzipan have to taste like marzipan? It's so lovely to look at and you can make such adorable little things with it. I just wish it tasted like, well, anything other than it does. Every Christmas my great aunt Mary used to bring over a plate of amazing handmade marzipan fruits and ever year I would try one thinking maybe, just maybe, this time it wouldn't taste like THAT. But it did. And it does.