I think we can all agree that the discount half-gallon bricks of Neapolitan ice cream we used to get as kids was pretty terrible stuff. If only my mother had thought of this instead!
"Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today. It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach? Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing. That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!" Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is espec