cheese epicute peppers radishes rocket ship sandwich - 4489984768
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considering how kids never really just pick up a sandwich and eat it like normal human beings, you can make them lunches that defy the norms of sandwich making for fun. They're going to decimate the thing anyway, why not get them excited about the beauty they are about to destroy?

bread epicute face layers nose nutella pig piggy sandwich - 4589931264
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Oink oink little piggie! I'm glad to see this piggie Nutella sandwich is pretty small because I would feel like a real fat piggie if it were a giant Nutella sandwich. Chocolate overload! Oink oink!

comic books dork dumpling felt glasses nerd Plush - 4060488448
By Unknown
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Available at: My Plastic Heart http://www.myplasticheart.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&ProductCode=PORKDORKLING&StoreCode=MPH ($15)

best of the week cake epicute fondant Pokémon snorlax - 5944407552
By Unknown
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Can we just scooch him over to the side and eat around him? He's always in the way!

anti-monster monster scented spray weapon - 4633766400
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I'm hoping this really burns when you spray it in someone's eyes. There are a few monsters at the bar I'd like to keep at bay.

bite cookies felt handmade Plush - 4676449024
Via Plurshee
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Pretend nibbles are almost as satisfying as real ones.