If you can't beat winter, join it!
Sometimes you're in a rush to make wonky ghost cookies but you just don't have the right shape!
I use the wink to remind me where I stopped reading, the ninja for memorable quotes, and the bowtie dude for good pick-up lines.
All foxes should wear a flower, it's the perfect accessory!
My chocolates just aren't explosive enough.
This is way cuter than the ads for pizza delivery currently covering your fridge.
All the boredom with none of the (un)intentional groping!