Just cross out all those lame reasons and eat the chocolate already.
When I was a kid I was sure I was going to be a paleontologist when I grew up. And look at me! I write for the Cheezburger Network about cakes and adorable things you can buy! I'm unearthing treasures every day, right? Look Mama! I made it!
Tell that special someone that they're foxy! Tell that sneaky sly fox that you're onto their schemes! There's got to be a reason to send everyone a fox!
Because every day is a good day for random acts of bunnies.