Don't be shy, hog! Let's be friends!
Sometimes you just want to be a fox with a bouffant, you know?
Even as an adult I still sometimes find that a plain hot dog can be an awesomely satisfying snack. I'd even be tempted to cut it up like a little insect and play with my food a little. You're never too old!
Unless you have an unfortunate and severe abnormality, your ears will be on opposite sides of your head. It's a good thing, too, that way the wolf will never get Lil Red!
If only the little guy beeped to get people out of your way in the airport.