All too often waffles and french toast are seen as unquestionably sweet foods when in reality they can be just as tasty in a savory setting. Down with the tyranny of sweet breakfast foods! I demand equal rights for waffles!
It's true, what the cake says. But you have to admit there are also days when all you need is coffee or all you need is clean sheets or all you need is a cold dog nose. I'm just saying, don't limit yourself.