Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
This is the cutest, geekiest idea for Valentine's Day! Get one with your sweetie!
You just can't help but gravitate toward him.
I'd love to have the view from the bottom of these bowls.
Granted, Admiral Ackbar's warning wouldn't have held much weight if he had been so stinking cute, but he would have been easier to take in general.
I hate how my phone fits in my pocket so easily. Can I get a carrying case with a heavy charger in it?
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.