The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
Though adorable, this looks like a real ankle-slasher. Careful!
I'll take the whole eight pack!
Kanye West is the new Jack Handey. Commit his quips to fabric, he's never wrong.
There's always a sad, dropped ice cream somewhere. Might as well put one to use.
Let your craftiness extend from the sewing table to the kitchen!