What's wrong with walking around smelling like delicious bubble tea all the time? Absolutely nothing.
I think of the two, Pookie would be much more amenable to a good snuggle.
I might be able to handle a Big Mac if it's made itty bitty and crunchy. Sure I like a little grease now and then, but this is the perfect portion size.
An edible shot of espresso can brighten up anyone's day!