I always figured the Death Star had a sweet center.
Let's face it, buying towels and washcloths and such is boring. Going to Bed, Bath and Beyond is tedious and soul-crushing work. Wouldn't it be better if everything was folded up like puppies? I thought so.
Apple loves apples. Think it's made of applewood?
It's only appropriate to fashion the facial features of yummy little piggies out of pork products. Plus, hot dogs are really a wonderful thing; waste no part of the pig, I say!
If this is how the game was really played I'd be kicking everyone's butts! All the points are in my belly.