Seriously though, there are horrifying little nail clipper jaws in there. Terror and grooming go hand in hand!
Even if you didn't catch the snitch yourself, it's still a honor to have one on your birthday. I wonder if this one only opens up when your mouth touches it like in the books.
There's no shame in snuggling with a little evil now and then.
Hey friends in the Southern Hemisphere, I hope you're staying warm! Here's an awesome hat to help!