I'm not even sure what a sugarplum is, or if it's even a real thing, but when I think of how they're grown this is what I see in my head.
Statistics have never been so squee!
This will be sure to help you wake up in the morning.
Learn to love your organs and they will love you back.
Even though there's no ice cream in that ice cream looking puck, I'm still in love because a kiwi is almost as good!
I hope whoever decorated this cake gets workman's comp for the carpal tunnel syndrome they got after hand piping every one of those dots. I'd say it's worth it!
You can't really make amigurumi with an amigurumi crochet hook but it sure is a great brain twister!