Don't you want some cupcakes? You do, don't you? But you need money for cupcakes! Put your money in here and you will remember exactly what it is you're saving for.
Well hello lunch buddies! Shall we sit in the park today while I eat each one of your tiny little faces off? Thanks for being so cheerful about all this, you're real troopers.
If my phone had this ultra-realistic sushi on it, I'd be constantly hungry. Sam's Sushi down the street would get a lot more business, I can assure you.
There are few things more evocative of Christmas spirit than the little sad tree from the Carlie Brown Christmas Special. Putting it on a star is giving it the respect it deserves.
Sadly the exterior of this amazing Pentax digital camera won't make the subjects of your photos look more like robots. But it sure is cheerful!
Wait, scratch that, reverse it. You know your hair is gonna look like crap when you take the thing off so fool 'em for a bit.