Via Incredible Things http://www.incrediblethings.com/home/robot-tape-measure/
I for one welcome our dancing feline robot overlords.
I know gingerbread houses are usually for winter, but I'm pretty sure that guy out front is on a riding mower enjoying the sunshine.
Some people are seriously serious about where their coffee comes from. No question of provenance when you grow it yourself!
Wear your hearts on your neck, keep your lifelines close!