I'm sure these cookies are ridiculously overpriced for cookies, but I'm willing to bet they're incredibly affordable as compared to shoes that are nearly impossible to walk in. Eat that, Louboutin.
I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I'm just gonna take this home and tuck it into my hope chest instead of eating it. It's far too pretty. Ooh, maybe it'll look nice under a bell jar!
Sometimes you need a mysterious strong man to help you out in the kitchen.