Ooh will you crochet acorns and bury them in my living room?
He won't bite, I promise. He's been de-fanged.
Ugh, your steaks always taste like sawdust.
I'm sure these cookies are ridiculously overpriced for cookies, but I'm willing to bet they're incredibly affordable as compared to shoes that are nearly impossible to walk in. Eat that, Louboutin.
All he wants to do is eat your brains.
We will gladly be devoured by you and your family! It's an honor!
Call it a cake in a jar, call it a jark, I honestly couldn't care less what you call it, just get me a spoon and get out of my way!