You've always dreamed of being a magical, mythical being, admit it! Now you can get one step closer. Toss that mane, girl!
It's true, what the cake says. But you have to admit there are also days when all you need is coffee or all you need is clean sheets or all you need is a cold dog nose. I'm just saying, don't limit yourself.
There are days when what you really need is to have a giant Stitch head on your head. We all have these days.
Wait, is this one supposed to say "FAX ME?" What decade is it?
That's a tiny bandage for a chainsaw wound!
There are always so many little things to get done around the house but I just don't have tools small enough.