I'd like it more if it started off with a sharp wasabi sinus burn.
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
Ooh crunchy chocolate butterflies! Will you grace every dessert I ever eat?
I've always wanted a penguin upon which to rest my weary head.
I know these are probably most useful for hairstylists but in my house it's all about keeping the cat off the couch. No kitty!