You know what my collarbone is missing? A moustache, that's what!
Having a giant dragon that's basically furniture is like a dream come true. Ride 'em cowboy!
One of my hometown Seattle heroes, Cake Spy has made some amaaaaaazing rainbow ice cream pops! What unicorn wouldn't love wearing one of these babies as a horn?
The kitchen is feeling drab and I can't keep plants alive. This will do!
The meat in this taco is worth even less than the meat in a real taco. I'm broke as a joke.
Why waste a perfectly good spoon getting the sweets to your mouth when the spoon can BE the sweets?