I really did want to make an omelet, but how can I complain when that little ghost is so cheery?
Now you can stamp a smiley right into someone's forehead!
Attach an RC motor to that baby and it can guide you through a dark house.
Kitties may seem aloof and standoffish, but they really do love you. They'll just tell you from afar.
Sorry, no, this cupcake bracelet doesn't tell time, but what does that matter? You're wearing cupcakes! Time is irrelevant!
Regardless of the awesome bat signal going on here, the style of this mirror is gorgeous! Even if I didn't see the bat, I'd still want it!