All he wants to do is eat your brains.
Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.
Which is your favorite Santa? Personally I like the guy on the top right, he's got a sweet, sleepy face like maybe he had one too many eggnogs.
Don't get drunk and crack them open looking for a fortune like I would, you'll just have sad crayon shards.
Harness the power!