I vant to raise your blood sugar!
I'm tired of the same old black wheeled suitcases on the carousel. Kids schmids, I want one of these for myself so I can find the darn thing!
Tired of cutesy mice and feather wands that your kitty-cat ignores? Try an eyeball instead! Handmade and stuffed with organic catnip and eco-fil fibre.
Good morning! Welcome to breakfast in Paris with your unmistakably french toast!
Oh mustache candy, you are so dapper!