I'm like a magpie, I catch a glint and I must bring it back to my nest.
Who says Santa's little helpers have to look like humans? Maybe there's a special penguin out there who has the skills and the motivation and wants to get in on the ground floor of the jolly man's shop. We should give him a chance!
Pick your poison, pal.
I know it looks really far away, but I'll help you reach it.