Real books cause papercuts and have too many words. Start off a little easier.
You simply can't make Halloween cookies with a non-themed timer. Yes, my kitchen is cluttered, but at least it's all season-appropriate.
Man, you guys need to lighten up! You're just snacks, it's not all that heavy! Green knows what's up, I think red might be drunk.
Mr. Salt, don't get cheeky with me!
I'd be stoked if there were mountains of rice krispie treats at the end of the rainbow!
Face like an angel, mouth like a sailor.
What a happy neighbor Totoro is!