So does this mean that Thor may someday summon me by my wrist? I'm okay with that.

Tomorrow is the day to sedate your pets, break out the beer and load up on hot dogs! Maybe also a super classy panna cotta dessert, perhaps?

Trus me. Pls.

Hide your secrets in a secrety secret box! No one will ever guess to look in the most obvious place!

You know the cat would just rip the head off a catnip mouse anyway. Take out the guesswork here.

I'd like to start the day every day with a bite of rainbows. How could you have a bad day when you wake up to this?

What kids these days get in their Halloween pillowcases just isn't what we remember. Here's a taste of the past.