Dark bodies of water are terrifying, even swimming pools. Jellyfish are also scary, but when it lights the pool for you, you're gonna have to pick your battles.
Some birds just won't settle for sticks and hair and dirt to make a nest. They need shredded coconut, lovingly hand-dyed and placed on a cookie. Of course these most special of all birds only lay candy eggs, my favorite!
Aren't the kids now taught to call them "sea stars?" And Pluto isn't a planet? And Cookie Monster eats things other than cookies? I feel old. I need some of this cake.
Maybe if you talk to it, it will outgrow its tiny vial and join the rest of your houseplants.
I want to make an egg sandwiches, but the whole thing would just be eggs.