I'll Take Mine Medium Diesel Please

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I'll Take Mine Medium Diesel Please
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Are you feeling low on carcinogens? Here's a solution that is so much cheaper and easier than taking up smoking.

Exterminate All Purses!

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Exterminate All Purses!
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But if you put your valuables inside, will you ever get them back?

Zombie Bear Pattern

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Zombie Bear Pattern
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Have some dignity, bear! I can see your innards!

Are You Still There?

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Are You Still There?
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I don't understand! I did everything you asked!

Lord Of The Rings Map Of Middle Earth Poster

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Lord Of The Rings Map Of Middle Earth Poster
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You can map the alternate route you would have taken to Mordor. Take THAT, hobbits!

Panzer Tank Slippers

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Panzer Tank Slippers
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Sliding around on hardwood floors just got way more strategic.