This Vine by Aaron Sanders adds some high-pitched sounds to Miley Cyrus's "We Can't Stop," reminiscent of Taylor Swift's "I Knew You Were Trouble" remixes.
Oh, sure, TMZ says these are stills of him shooting some scenes for 2016's Suicide Squad, but we could just as easily be seeing a nervous breakdown caused by the continued loss of his majestic mane.
Seriously, if you lost locks like that, you'd be really tempted to drastically dye your remaining hair and wear a silly hat.
Also, that camoflauge isn't working, Jared. We can clearly see you.
Seven year old Padawan Colin Gilpatrick wrote a letter to George Lucas after discovering that Jedi could not get married:
Lucasfilm responded with a grab bag of goodies and an a-okay for Colin to wed.
It's too cute, I can't handle it!
Colin's got a few good years to train in the force before setttling down, but it's nice to know he's got the official Lucasfilm blessing when the time comes.
April 19, Silas Randall Timberlake made his Instagram debut as Justin posted his new son's established fandom of the Memphis Grizzlies.
Jessica Biel's selfie has already received 1.2 millions likes and more are sure to come as we are all familiar with this mathematical theorem:
celebrities + selfies + babies = likes
Keep 'em coming JT.