(Doctor Who)

"You're upset about something?" I take the guy to see a pr0stitute once, and 5 years later, he's got more women than I do??

(Supernatural)

Women may be changing into these strange hairy things, but at least we'll always have maracas.

(Star Trek)

My money's on death. By snu snu!

(Deforest Kelley, Star Trek)