Disclaimer: Raiden gets a little violent after he slices some fruit.
No, I don't really speak Chinese. I invite you to tell me to 太空所有的星球塞盡我的屁股 below.
Little known fact, The Thing enjoyed a successful career as a lounge musician after the events in Antarctica.
(Warning: contains disturbing images from the 1982 film "The Thing," and some salty language.)