Am I the only one who's half expecting him to charge and head-butt something?
Damn these low ceilings. My horns are stuck again!
Oh, wow. Look at all the pretty shiny lights...
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when the stag you shot last summer starts looking good and talking back...
Okay, my neck is tired.
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