Little known fact, The Thing enjoyed a successful career as a lounge musician after the events in Antarctica.
(Warning: contains disturbing images from the 1982 film "The Thing," and some salty language.)
The story itself is pretty WTF, but I don't remember it being quite this WTF.
Gifs don't always have to be disturbing!
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