"Captain, in order to receive this transmission from Starfleet, I will have to allocate some of the bandwidth used by your web browser. Your viewing of lolcats will slow temporarily." "THEN SCREW THE DAMNED FEDERATION! IT CAN WAIT TILL I TAKE MY NAPPY TIME!"
Okay Captain, I can see that it's a mining ship. I can see that its name is Red Dwarf. The thing I do not understand is: Why is it flying backwards and upside down, why is it currently on fire, and why is the crew telling me to "smeg off?"