If you needed a reminder to skip "Star Wars: The Phantom Menace 3D," look no further.
Yes, there is a third Dungeons and Dragons movie. No, it's not a fan-made film, it's actually a made-for-TV movie that was supposed to air on Syfy but was delayed, probably because... well, look at it. If this movie really was delayed for quality reasons though, that means it must be far worse than what the trailer shows. How do you make a movie too bad for the channel that green-lit Sharktopus?
There is so much more that's wrong with this movie. Most notably, the scene where the werewolf falls in love with the baby. Yep. That is a thing that happens. Just when you thought the movie couldn't get any dumber, the werewolf falls in love with the baby. I need another drink. Hopefully we can get some fantasy or sci-fi movies that aren't completely terrible.