"Hey whoa, I didn't know it was that kind of story. Listen, I'll just leave you to... whatever it is you do here. No judgement."
Even the power of the force can't protect you from terrible cover art.
Nachu Bhatnagar is a huge fan of Harry Turtledoves alternate history series, "The War that Came Early." Sadly, he has terminal cancer and may not live to see the release of the next book in the series. His friend contacted Turtledove, asking for an advance copy.
Turtledove did him one better. Not only did he send Bhatnagar the advance copy, he promised to call and personally tell him how the series will end.
Warning: video contains some strong language.