"Hey whoa, I didn't know it was that kind of story. Listen, I'll just leave you to... whatever it is you do here. No judgement."
(Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)
I think Wil Wheaton is going to keel over with shock. Adorable!!!
Even the power of the force can't protect you from terrible cover art.
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