And It Was Centuries Ago

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Yeah, riiiight! You and twenty million other people claim to have been at Woodstock.

(Star Trek, Shatnerday)

Don't Panic, Miss - or Faint!

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Well that Ford Prefect guy said to remember my towel. He didn't say anything about a shirt...

(Star Trek, Shatnerday)

It was a dark and stormy region of space...

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Stardate 3141.6 It was a dark and stormy region of space, teeming with electrical anomalies, gravitational currents and many other cheaply drawn special effects. The Enterprise had been patrolling the Xzorxznar Nebula for several days, when suddenly... "AAARRGH!!! If I step on one of those frickin' Lego bricks ever again I swear I'll never allow anny frickin' children on the frickin' bridge ever again!!!"

(Shatnerday, Star Trek)

Time Travel is Unnecessary When the Past is Always Catching Up With You

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"So, do they ever get off the island?" "I, don't, know. Uhura, is still, receiving, the, transmission!" "Gilligan!" "Sorry, skipper!" 20th century TV. One of the perks of faster than light interstellar travel!

(Shatnerday, Star Trek)