"Wait! Don't you know how dangerous it is to run with a sharp object? You'll poke someone's eye out!"
"Don't look at me, I was expecting Carl Sagan too."
There might be too many revelations going on here.
After being turned into a tiger-human hybrid, what else is there to do but fight a horse for his SCUBA equipment?
Don't mess with us. We have an ugly swan thing.
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