Don't you hate it when you meet a beautiful naked woman and not only does she turn out to be a robot, but she starts phasing through the floor? No wonder that guy's depressed.
There isn't one part of this cover, including the title, that doesn't make me uncomfortable.
Artist Tim O'Brien created this illustration for an issue of Men's Health Magazine.
Little known fact, The Thing enjoyed a successful career as a lounge musician after the events in Antarctica.
(Warning: contains disturbing images from the 1982 film "The Thing," and some salty language.)