Brain the size of a planet, and all you do is put me on some kitteh site.I should have become a door.
I would make fun of the title for being generic, but given the placement of that laser, it's probably the most accurate and descriptive title we've seen so far.
Don't you hate it when you meet a beautiful naked woman and not only does she turn out to be a robot, but she starts phasing through the floor? No wonder that guy's depressed.
Nothing impresses a lady on a first date like destroying a planet.