Yep, yer durn tootin I'm cranky... How would YOU feel if they did this to your nose?
Ralph Fiennes, who played Voldemort in the "Harry Potter" films, reads some Harry/Voldemort slash fiction.
"Ten bucks? How do I know you'll do my vasectomy right?"
"We fixed your crooked nose, didn't we?"
Schooldays... not necessarily the happiest days of your life... but I've done my best to at least make them "unforgettable."