"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.
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