"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.
(Warning: contains some strong language.)
This guy thinks he could have made "The Phantom Menace" a better movie. What do you think of his ideas?