"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
Happy Star Wars Day! Honor the Jedi within by checking out our Star Wars-themed Cheezburger site!
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
I see you dressed yourself today.