"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
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This guy thinks he could have made "The Phantom Menace" a better movie. What do you think of his ideas?
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
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