"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
(Warning: contains some strong language.)
This guy thinks he could have made "The Phantom Menace" a better movie. What do you think of his ideas?
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.