A giant Jar Jar? Truly the stuff of nightmares.
"I'm just saying, maybe we should have some safety railing when we're hovering over the field of crystal spikes."
Yes, this entire series is as messed up and crazy and wonderfully silly as the cover implies.
"I think the new kid's cheating."
"Why are you pulling to the side? Come on guys, I feel like I'm doing all the work here!"
Also, how do those butterfly wings on the mermaid hold up under water?