-Game of Thrones
Bring your child to work day: Lowering children's opinions of their parents forever.
"He was the cutest kid. One time when he was three..."
"Please don't, please don't, please don't."
Spock brings his parents on board to meet the Captain.
(Star Trek, Shatnerday)
We touch as little as possible, Captain. He has cooties, you know.
(Shatnerday, Star Trek)
(Batman, Back to the Future)