So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?
The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.
Somebody get Sting some goddamn pants.
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.