Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.
So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
Somebody get Sting some goddamn pants.
You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.