Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
Somebody get Sting some goddamn pants.
So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"