Well, if you didn't want the android going on a rampage, maybe you should have given him some pants.
So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.