Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
Somebody get Sting some goddamn pants.
The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.
So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
(Game of Thrones)
You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?