So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.
"Yeah, one question. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for the raw adventure, but uh...could I get some pants?"
(Game of Thrones)
The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.