The Tamer would probably be a bit more comfortable with his job if the green dude would put on some pants.
You think darkness could weave this guy some pants?
Somebody get Sting some goddamn pants.
So then she says, "Is that a hammer in your pants?
And I say, "No, it's my Sonic Screwdriver!"
Remember, when you go mountain climbing, make sure to always pack essential items. Pants, for example.