Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."