So you did your hair all by yourself today? Blindfolded, I suppose?
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
(Warning: contains some strong language.)
This guy thinks he could have made "The Phantom Menace" a better movie. What do you think of his ideas?