Do not despair, your Highness. Someday they will discover what causes your migraines.
I see you dressed yourself today.
"Comic con over the weekend?"
"No, why do you ask?"
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
So you did your hair all by yourself today? Blindfolded, I suppose?
"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
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