Many of you may not make it out alive By many, I mean the two guys in back of me...

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...and shouldn't you be running a Space Station somewhere near the Gamma Quadrant?

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I'm sorry, Jim, I still do not hear the seashore. Have you considered my suggestion that you report to Sickbay for a hearing evaluation?

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When you've got it - flaunt it!

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Were'd you get that scar big boy?

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Captain, I find the presence of the two addtional crew members on this mission highly illogical.

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Ensign Ricky go check out that strange noise over there

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Keep smirking Nimoy, and I'll whap you upside the head.

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One does not simply slap Uhura

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN...

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Most fascinating. Captain I do believe that if you squeeze one of these Tribbles really hard you can hear its intestines pop.

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Uhura Plane

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So then I says “Honey, you look fat in that dress." And that’s how I got this scar.

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Because obsessing over a man who thinks love is a useless emotion is always healthy for a young woman.

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Keep It On An Even Keel!

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..and when you shake them you can hear them scream.

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