"How many channels do you get?"
"5,283,406... unless I turn my head, then I only get 3."
I see you dressed yourself today.
"I'm telling you now, diplomatic status or not, TSA will make you take your hat off."
"It's not my hat; it's my hair. Sigh You know, anymore, I hate flying."
This is the third time the maintenance crew has had to widen the doorways.