Why couldn't the actual "Legend of Zelda" cartoon be more like this?
Get Over Here and Play a Video Game
Funny how link never succumbs to this problem that has plagued many a Dovahkiin.
I got Link a present to commemorate the 27th anniversary of Zelda. DUH NUH NUH NUH NUH! Link got 300 Rupees! But his wallet is already full. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
(Legend of Zelda)