What if I told you
You don't have to eat the whole pint of Ben and Jerry's.
The Matrix taught us that it's cool to meet up with strangers in remote crumbling houses. Especially when said stranger offers you pills that will "open your mind..."
Find Meaning In Your Life With Demotivational Posters
"You could've chosen anywhere, any style... and you chose this place?"
"Just wait 'til you take the pill... it gets worse."