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A subtle knife. A simple instrument, but in a deft hand, a wonderful bladed implement. 

I will cut you, Number One.

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Let's face it This is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.

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Arya Visits the Capitol

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CAPTAIN JEAN-LUC PICARD

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Don't Bring a Knife

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ONE MORE STEP...

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"PSYCHO"

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Dean, put that down. I will get you pie.

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TELL ME TO GO MAKE A SANDWICH AGAIN I F#CKING DARE YOU!

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Make one more bald joke. Go ahead. I dare you.

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You wouldn't happened to have seen a coyote with a knife and fork?

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Oh Cain, you gotta stop shooting people...

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That's not a knife... THAT'S a knife!

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But, Captain...

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A much more efficient way to deal with those blasted Cardassians.

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