Think Geek came out with this excellent product which, to much disappointment, ended up being a hoax for April Fool's Day. How many of you wish this would just become a real thing?!
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.
The new Bertha class Klingon cruiser is a bit more than the Federation had envisioned.
(Shatnerday, Captain Kirk)
(Michael Dorn, Star Trek)