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The new Bertha class Klingon cruiser is a bit more than the Federation had envisioned.
(Shatnerday, Captain Kirk)
Goes to Starfleet Academy for four years and climbs officer ladder at normal promotion speed despite having a super computer for a brain, the strength to beat any Klingon warrior, and the moves to pleasure Tasha Yar.
(Leonard Nimoy, Star Trek)
You know, I never appreciated Rent until I heard it in its original Klingon. Quite beautiful, actually.
Think Geek came out with this excellent product which, to much disappointment, ended up being a hoax for April Fool's Day. How many of you wish this would just become a real thing?!