I'd Call You a Liar, Good Sir!

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What if I told you You don't have to eat the whole pint of Ben and Jerry's.

(The Matrix)

I'm a Genius

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I'll tell Mulder that aliens ate all his ice cream treats. Not only will he believe it, he'll be out of my hair for a few weeks while he's busy looking for them.

(X-Files)